Why wouldn’t the princess kiss the talking frog?
Because talking frogs are a lot more valuable than princes.
Taylor: Can you come in and fix dinner?
Mike: Why, is it broken?
Dogcatcher: Does your dog have a license?
Tony: Why, was he...
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
Ken I come in now?
Zachary: What’s the hardest thing about being tackled?
Chris: The ground.
Samantha: I keep thinking today is my...
Ryan: I think the cat was eating lemons.
Megan: Why is that?
Ryan: It’s such a sour puss.
How do oceans greet each other?
The knees are connected to the leg bones.
Is it best...
Amanda: How do dogs talk to each other on the internet?
Tyler: By flea mail.
David: I heard that shrimp, crabs and clams don’t like to share.
Joe: Who told you that?
David: My mom. She said they are all shellfish.
What do you call a...
Jake: What do you call a dog that plays the guitar?
Amber: A rocker spaniel
Why can fish always weigh themselves?
Because they always have scales.
How do biologists communicate?
Tony: I hiked through the swamp yesterday and...
How would you fix a broken bird?
With duck tape
Lauren: Why did the robber go to the pizza parlor?
Tyler: I give up.
Lauren: He needed the dough.
Why was the centipede late for work?
It takes her so long to pick out all of her...