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Posted on: February 27, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

A Penguin Wears a Tuxedo

A penguin is black and white. It swims like a torpedo. It hunts in the ocean, Looking for fish While wearing a tuxedo! Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

Danny David Desmond Duke

Danny David Desmond Duke Loved to laugh with little Luke. Ho! How they heartily howled As a clown chucked cookies to the crowd. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

My Aunt’s Big Pet

My aunt wears a tall, pointy hat And lives in a house with a black cat. Her other pet is so tall and thin, I need a ladder to scratch his chin. Her pet’s so very big that when I tap his knee, He has to take a look around to see if it is me. His food bowl’s the size of a kiddie pool. I stand in his shade…

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

No Milk

His son asked the farmer, “How Come there’s no milk in this cow?” The farmer replied, “I don’t want to be snide But you’re trying to milk a sow.” Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

Man Named Dean

There was a thin man named Dean Who rarely ate more than a bean. His meals were so small, Though he was quite tall, In time he couldn’t be seen! Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

My Horse Talked Too Much

She whinnied, nickered, and neighed all day, Was even noisy when eating her hay. It had to happen, It did, of course. My talkative horse has become hoarse. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

A Plan For My Garden

A plan I have to hatch To protect my garden patch. A certain hungry rabbit Has developed a bad habit. She eats everything that’s green, Leaves behind a sorry scene. I’ll have to be a busy digger. Now my garden must be bigger. I thought it was bad before. She had babies, now there’s four! Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

It’s Raining What?

It’s raining cats and dogs, At least that’s what they say. When rain pours down like this, We can’t go out and play. Why do they say dogs and cats? Does it never rain other things? I’d love to be showered with silver Or drenched in diamond rings. A downpour of kittens and poodles, I’ll admit is kind of cool. But a storm of tigers and noodles Would surely shut…

Posted on: February 18, 2013 Posted by: bruce Comments: 0

Happy Birthday To You

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You’re not only older, You smell like a shoe! Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems