A place where all electricity is generated by hamsters running on wheels.
Jokes Volume 5
What do bird comedians do?
They crack yolks.
Mike: That pig is pretty dull. Kyle: Pretty dull? Mike: Yes. He’s actually a boar.
Why can’t the horse committee get anything done?
They vote nay on everything.
Who’s there? Wilma
Wilma who? Wilma dad be here soon? Jonathan: What’s that fly doing in my alphabet soup? Zachary: Trying to learn to read.
What do you call a dinosaur that is always on time?
Joe: I have enough to pay for my dinner but not enough to leave a tip. Waitress: I better add up that check again.
Kayla: Why are you staring at that leash? Emily: I’m not sure if I found a leash or lost a dog.
Diner: There’s a dead bug in my soup. Waiter: That happens a lot. They’re not very good swimmers.
Did you hear what happened when the fly robbed the bank?
They called out the swat team.
What do you call a small bird that picks a fight with an eagle?
A black and blue jay
Did you hear about the cannibal who had a friend over for lunch?
Where would you find a hat in a cemetery?
On a headstone
What steps should you take if you meet a tiger in the jungle?
The fastest ones possible
What do termites eat when they go to a restaurant?
Madison: I’m on a pretty strict diet. Dave: How strict? Madison: I can eat all the Swiss cheese I want, but I can only eat the holes.
Jacob: Have you seen my duckway? Dan: What’s a duckway? Jacob: About five pounds
Justin: What did the doctor say when you told him about your poor memory? Matt: He said I would have to pay him in advance.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in apple trees
Sign in doctor’s office:
If you eat too many sweets, you will need two seats.
Johnny: Bring me a potfor. Andrew: What’s a potfor? Johnny: To cook things
Why do geese fly south for the winter?
They don’t have cars.