I didn’t brush my teeth last night.
I called my sister and started a fight.
This morning I didn’t make my bed,
Never looked at the book I should’ve read.
I spilled, scattered, and made a mess,
Then spent too much on a brand new dress.
Instead of veggies, I ate chocolate cake.
As far as cleaning, I took a break.
You work weekends if you’re a priest or a preacher.
I’m neither of those. I’m a first grade teacher!