Little Frankie Funkyfeet Loved to dance, knew the beat. When he put on his dancing pants, The other dancers had no chance. When Frankie started with his moves, It really was no contest. It was just a matter of seeing Who’d end up second best. Frankie Funkyfeet finally saw one day The best girl dancer that he’d ever seen. Now tiny Tonya Twinkletoes is Frankie Funkyfeet’s full-time dancing queen. Bruce…
I kneed to sturdy harder. Im knot doing very well. My math and reeding are pritty sad, Most wurds I kannot spell. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
I thought I bought candy seeds To grow a crop of treats. But now I’m only halfway there; I ended up with sugar beets. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
C is a lovely letter, It may even be the best. It’s often better than a D, For example, on a test. Imagine a world without C’s. Bells would merely hime, And you would have to look at a lok When you wanted to know the time. Dogs would hase ats, While rabbits would eat arrots. Ats would hase rats, While ages housed parrots. But without C’s, don’t fret, don’t…
This hare is very speedy. This tortoise is very slow. The tortoise lives where it’s hot. The hare lives where there is snow. Hares give birth to babies. Tortoises hatch from eggs. One has fur, the other a shell. They both walk on four legs. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
A group of geese is a gaggle. A collection of cows is a herd. If your group is called a flock, You could be a sheep or a bird. Wolves gather in a pack. A troop is a bunch of monkeys. Swarm can describe a group Of flies, eels, or bumblebees. Penguins live in a colony. School’s the name of a group of cod. Dolphins form groups; so do whales.…
Have you ever felt in a funk? I mean really truly blue. I’ve got some great advice, Here’s what you need to do. Jump into a big mud puddle, Or an enormous pile of leaves. Find a wonder in nature, Study the web a spider weaves. Don’t forget to pet your dog, Or help a friend in need. A blue day is the best day To perform a good deed.…
If my TV could talk to me, I wonder would it be saying, “Get off the couch, lazy bones, You should be outside playing!” Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
I glide through alleys and Chase mice in the barn. In the house, I wrestle With a ball of yarn. Mom and dad go to work. The kids go off to school. Over all the other pets, I am left to rule. The bird stays in its cage. The fish stays in its bowl. When I’m left in charge, The mouse stays in its hole. I’ve seen dogs with sweaters…
I’ll grab a pirate by his hook Or swim across the deep blue sea. I’ll catch every single crook Or swing like a monkey in a tree. I’ll fly a rocket to the moon Or sing in just my underwear. I’ll build you a hot air balloon Or put snakes in a witch’s hair. I’ll do just about anything Dangerous, yucky, or cool. Please listen to my pleading. Don’t make…