I wish I had a nickel. I wish I had a dime. I wish I had some icky stuff. I wish I had some slime. I have some goblin friends Who tell me all the time, We pay five cents for icky stuff For slime, we pay a dime I know why they want it. They say it tastes like honey. If I had slime or icky stuff, I’d trade…
There was once a man named Slim Who went skydiving on a whim. He jumped from a jet And hasn’t landed yet; What could have happened to him? Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Humpty Dumpty is still standing tall. Humpty Dumpty is part rubber ball! Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
Silly little sardine Had no escape plan. One day in a net, Next day in a can. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
It’s a totally boring day. I’m sure it will anger my mother, But there’s nothing better to do; I’ll pick a fight with my brother. On second thought, a fight Might not be so fun; My brother’s a lot bigger. I’m the little one. He’ll get really mad, And chase me down the hall. He’ll twist me like a pretzel And bounce me like a ball. I will not start…
While one sister talks, The other will chatter. What are they saying? Does it really matter? No topic for them is so small That they have nothing to say. They’ll debate something all night, Then discuss it the whole next day. School, homework, TV shows, Food, clothes, bothersome boys, Hot or cold, the weather, of course, Computer games, and wished-for toys. Did you see so and so last night? Who…
I made my cat a valentine, Which it chased around the house. I wrote that special valentine On the back of a speedy mouse. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
Toad on the Road All of the cars had to stop; The toad on the road would not hop Tired of having the traffic slowed, A truck finally towed that toad. Bruce Larkin Click Here To See More Poems
Mr. J’s sells delicious snacks, But it’s more than a donut store. I can’t describe the joy I feel When I walk through Mr. J’s door. It’s a little slice of heaven, A preview of paradise. The donuts are totally awesome, And the owners are very nice. You can tell when I’ve been to Mr. J’s, When I’ve visited that amazing place. There is a gleam in my eye, and…
I really love In-N-Out burgers. I’m convinced they are the best. They’re the burger I look for Whenever I travel out West. I devour Double-Doubles, I flip for their fries. Thick, creamy shakes bring Tears of joy to my eyes. I start to smack my lips As I walk through the door. There’s nothing like fries, animal style, A shake, and a 4 x 4. As I finish my meal,…